1 c  Broached Onions
2 l  Vanilla Extract
1/2 lb Neats Foot Oil
2 tb Butter Or Oregano
1    Fresh Poltroon, Diced

To prepare: With floured hands, on a floured surface, standing on a floured
floor, and just generally surrounded by mounds and mounds of flour, combine
the ingredients in a greased 5-5/8″ by 16-3/8″ pan, then pour the mixture
carefully into an ungreased 4-3/8″ by 18-7/8″ pan and heat it until a
1-3/8″blister forms when you stick your hand into it. A Poltroon is a
Spiritless Coward.